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Sick munch. Fried potatoe, fried chickan, french bread and sam TSD MAYU. This is much better www.truckspills.com hah i thought i've had shit days, i mean i think fuck my life when i drop some mayo on the carpet that shit does not scrub out, the more you scrub more it looks like youve wanked on the floor, but these truck drivers fuck me imagine spilling whale guts all over a road. One guy actually did. FHL. Fuck His Life.
mmmm JEGGINZ why dont all women wear them? I was buying some new garmz the other day and i well i picked up these jeans thought saaaand go try these on get matt to check me BOOTAY just in case it looked fat n'all you know how bromance is, no one told me their were like some mo'fucking clingfilm bin liner shiiiiite i got one leg in yea felt close to the leg? put the other in and pretty much lost circulation in my feet, they were megginz man jegginz, matt nearly pooed laughing. Went back in tried to get the fuckers off, when i fell over in the cubicle, but the mo'fucking clingfilm bin liner shiiiiite got stuck on my ankles starting flipping around obviously sounded like matt was trying to park his car in my chocolate lane. walked out got ma swagga owwnnn no one knew. i think. i say that because some kidz were pure staring.


just some cat i caught cotching.

DAILY POO - i know its been a while, but dont worry i have been stooling constantly i just keep forgetting to take photos, you know mum sees the flash sometimes, and i think she reckons im a rentboy but the daily poo must go on. Made a schoolboy mistake today something that no respectable poo blogger should do. I wiped before the photo. Im dissapointed and the unions on my back. Instinct took over i lost control, it was a mistake, but i've learnt something it does definately take away from the beauty of this abstract poo, half of it was all like little nuggets and then like solid poo an deeen more nugar came in, so im gonna give it an average 6/10.PEACE.

12/12/08 GEORGGEEEEEEEEEEE

This girl here, Georgii Poyda-Williams. Has caused me no end of problems. First of all aboutttt 2 years ago i moved into a form with her and we hit it off LARRRRRGE bare flirting in chemistry kno what im saying ;-) a bunsen burner suddenly starts to get saucy, but it turns out shes got a boyf and im scounded. so i wanked everynight using my own tears as lube for about a month. i play best mate for about a year annnna half listening to her woes shoulder to cry on when i really actually wanted her. I was hoping shed realise i'm actually God and run away with me. She hasnt realised quite yet realised this but shes getting there, so ive been playing it real cool right, turns out we've liked each other the whole two years and i wanna rip her clothes off everytime i see her, kinda wish she thought the same but shes getting there as well its getting awkward now when i try and pull her jumper off at school. AAAAND den she starts putting all these saucy photos on facebook what am i supposed to do. rape might be an option here. But i cant ask her out caus i dont wanna hurt her like her ex did, sounds weak dunnit but its true.
Look at her pulling all these sexy poses, shes asking beggin' to get raped.Peace.

Sunny Delight.

remember it? used to chug that shit down at primary school, then they took the fun out. The E numbers i used to go crazy on that, every primary school party was shit unless the D was there. No E's no chuggy. I once saw a girl on D do 10 forward rolls and a big hula hoop and chunder the fuck out of a potted plant wearing a handmade chefs hat. Why cant partys be like that anymore, maybe the funniest thing i'd ever seen at 7 i think a couple of kids actually pooed themselves laughing. I just weed, but hey i was there level. Basically fuckloads of it got spilt in this river in england pretty cool but the fish couldnt handle the e's and died, definition of weak on the D. more i write on this the more i feel like lauren richie.

Just though today be pretty fucking cool to have wings. Volcanic ash aint shit to that badman, or like some bird does a shit on your car? i'd fly the fuck after it and drop a brick on it mid air, endless amounts of benefits... cant be arsed to walk to the spar, flappity flap flap boom yes milk. A swan can break bones with its wings right? i could go through walls with those bastards.

Walking through bulkington the other day pick up some some munch from the spar, just realised how many jippos there actually are about, they say 'mush' alot i dont know what that means but i think its good they all seem to respond to whoever says it? with 'yes mush' is it someones name? or a greeting? name of a caravan? i also saw some jippo argy bargy pretty funny since one of them was wearing a bandana funnily also saying 'mush' they started what looked like hugging on the floor? i obviously shit my pants and waited in the spar with my boost bar. Pussy for life.

ohh and theres bare pigeons having sex in my garden.

ah and no daily poo sorry guys, it was so big it got ubended in one? can't really rate skid marks on ma pan so yea, but i reckon it wouldve been about a 9, no joke like they were full on jumbo jet skids.Peace.

YO D!?

My joe obrieny pic, dont know why im posting this its gay as fuck, im ripping myself as im writing this, fucking jewkid thinks hes a photographer jebend. This blogs shit as it is. meh suck on MA BIG HAIRY JEWBALLZ
jus summin i made, fried chickan,fried bread, pork pie und red SAWCE, and some manky bottom of the pot mayo tasted alright though. Greasy but alright.
LOLUMZ me being bare rebz, got asked to mow lawn, tagged it like a gunman
blowin hoops, dont know just me trying to be cool?

Woah now.

Well here we are, smokey mc smoke smoke. Had my first g.c.s.e today wrote some shit about cane sugAr being used for feul, anywhoo basically day off school so me and matt went for a cotch in the herbert gardens, pure freak park. One man was rolling round and grunting, i was slighty aroused but i thought telling matt would be weird, another man was stroking leaves, coventrys hardcore greebo possey were blending in well in the black slipnot shit, one guy had some sort of loops coming off his hoody . Matt has given up smoking or some shit like that so i bought a cigar - it tasted like burnt cardboard. Also wanna add i was sweating like a beaver today. phwoar. betty swallocks WUT!?
Got bored made a rizla plane
many rizla were needed in the production of such a plane
Daily poo - My pride and joy, today after eating a large amount of bacon, i needed to drop a fast one and yes i pooed at school, as we can see its shaped like a penis, im very proud of this dont knock it. Matt as my witness can prove i did not lay a baseball bat and then shape it into this. Dont ask me what the foamy shit at the top is i have no idea. My ratings a high 9/10.

Durka Durka Exam Leave

Is shit. End of. I've had dad pulling the duvet off my bed every morning at about 7? lucky for him i wasnt boxing the one eyed snake it couldve been awkward, who does he think i am? fucking beth scott i dont give a shit about revision and im saying now this will not continue... its definately effecting me mentally with a daily wrestle for my duvet half asleep against PAPA V who also knows i choose to go nude, im constantly worried hes seen ma slong. However tomorrow i will be ready for him he'll get roundhoused if he trys it again or maybe i'll just wank on his face, or a sly crotch shot with da bb shooota decisions decisions.

i was chillllllllllllllllllllin yesterday and i thought i'd take sum photos caus obv a blogs pretty shite wid no photos so i'm being all joe obrieny but with a shitty olympus. I'll put em up later cba now plus im pretty knackered with the military mornings im getting and with whatever sick munch i make today. Got a nooice photo of the don.


Im also gonna do the Daily Poo, as you can see todays wasn't too bad it was a solid 2 pounder, good solidity and richness of colour, lacked on smell and character which is always key too a good shit, my daily poo rating out of 10 is on about a 6, purely because of the lack of character to it. Peace.

Sick munch, baked beans, fried toast, fried bacon, fried egg and shitloads of mayo. wholesome.

NoOoice official blog 2k10.

This is me. Bloggin. I'm 16 pretty jewish looking and cant stick at anything. Your gonna see some horrible things. Large poo's standard (9pounders) me sliming girls, pictures of sick munch, norrrrty photos of me naked possibly...

inebriated

i'll throw in the odd music accompaniment but i ain promising nafffin. Fact is im on exam leave fuck all to do, revision hurts my head and fucking pigeons in the head with my bb gun got boring yesterday so i made this. I'll try stay away from going an dennn i did dis an dennn i did dis. I'm off some fat fucktard of a pigeon just landed plum on my birdtable, vass is gonna get cha. Peace.