Sunday, 23 May 2010

Sunny Delight.

remember it? used to chug that shit down at primary school, then they took the fun out. The E numbers i used to go crazy on that, every primary school party was shit unless the D was there. No E's no chuggy. I once saw a girl on D do 10 forward rolls and a big hula hoop and chunder the fuck out of a potted plant wearing a handmade chefs hat. Why cant partys be like that anymore, maybe the funniest thing i'd ever seen at 7 i think a couple of kids actually pooed themselves laughing. I just weed, but hey i was there level. Basically fuckloads of it got spilt in this river in england pretty cool but the fish couldnt handle the e's and died, definition of weak on the D. more i write on this the more i feel like lauren richie.
Just though today be pretty fucking cool to have wings. Volcanic ash aint shit to that badman, or like some bird does a shit on your car? i'd fly the fuck after it and drop a brick on it mid air, endless amounts of benefits... cant be arsed to walk to the spar, flappity flap flap boom yes milk. A swan can break bones with its wings right? i could go through walls with those bastards.

Walking through bulkington the other day pick up some some munch from the spar, just realised how many jippos there actually are about, they say 'mush' alot i dont know what that means but i think its good they all seem to respond to whoever says it? with 'yes mush' is it someones name? or a greeting? name of a caravan? i also saw some jippo argy bargy pretty funny since one of them was wearing a bandana funnily also saying 'mush' they started what looked like hugging on the floor? i obviously shit my pants and waited in the spar with my boost bar. Pussy for life.

ohh and theres bare pigeons having sex in my garden.

ah and no daily poo sorry guys, it was so big it got ubended in one? can't really rate skid marks on ma pan so yea, but i reckon it wouldve been about a 9, no joke like they were full on jumbo jet skids.Peace.




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