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Wednesday, 16 June 2010
skaaa
Ghost town, great song.
i munched bare pizza today, tom lane would be proud of the amount of food i've put away. Looking forward to getting my G.C>S>E>.s done caus then i will be free lika bird for the summer. The summer of fun. jk jk it'll probs be the same as last summer. Blew up 3 pigeons today, basically you soak bread in bicarbonate of soda and get the pigeon to eat it give it about a minute and it explodes, cant wait to try it in town. Tried to take a photo of the mess low and behold kathbags sticks her head out the window like 'DONT YOU DARE CHARLES, I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO THOSE POOR PIGEONS' its like she didnt find it funny.
Who wouldnt find that funny?
Cant wait to get out my house this weekend, yes ingurland match!
Daily poopy woop - Todays looks pretty sweaty, look at all the perspiration round the bowl?! dun kno. Can't actually remember doing it either which is weird, right down to the rating, lookin like a bit of a heffadaddy but its all over the place, looks like i've pooed like a sheep. WOundz so its a 7/10
PEACE.
i munched bare pizza today, tom lane would be proud of the amount of food i've put away. Looking forward to getting my G.C>S>E>.s done caus then i will be free lika bird for the summer. The summer of fun. jk jk it'll probs be the same as last summer. Blew up 3 pigeons today, basically you soak bread in bicarbonate of soda and get the pigeon to eat it give it about a minute and it explodes, cant wait to try it in town. Tried to take a photo of the mess low and behold kathbags sticks her head out the window like 'DONT YOU DARE CHARLES, I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO THOSE POOR PIGEONS' its like she didnt find it funny.
Who wouldnt find that funny?
Cant wait to get out my house this weekend, yes ingurland match!
Daily poopy woop - Todays looks pretty sweaty, look at all the perspiration round the bowl?! dun kno. Can't actually remember doing it either which is weird, right down to the rating, lookin like a bit of a heffadaddy but its all over the place, looks like i've pooed like a sheep. WOundz so its a 7/10
PEACE.
Tuesday, 15 June 2010
I dont understand.
Why DO women have the vote? i mean they do nothing with it. Now to more pressing news. Why is alright for people to name parts of a mans genetallia (probz spelt dat wrong) like Balls' 'Scrotum' 'Bellend' or for devvo 'Jebend' AH i hear you think. But why is it not alright for people to names parts of a womens area, 'Vagina' 'Clitoris' 'Flappy Bits' 'Inner Flappy Bits' and of course 'Gash' 'Axe Wound' 'C*nt' thats tooo norty to even spell properly but you understand. like for guys its cool to say like 'ARRRGH you full on fucked me in the scrotum you jebend' but its not like you catch many girls like 'ARRRGH you full on Bashed ma Inner flappy bits you Clit faced jew!' unless there full on lebians.
hahahaha Anus, did not know the peepee hole was called a urethral orifice.
I've been watching the football and finally feel like the man i should be, ive been watching all the games in the world cup even though it is well boring, but it means i can talk to LADS about LAD stuff like Green fumbling a shot an epileptic paraplegic clitoris faced jew couldve saved what an inner flappy bit.
another thing ive been finding well funny is jack morton playing with his dog 'Brian' frizbee, football, sprint starts, i sit on my roof and stalk him, you probably dont know him he lives about 5 doors down, what a sound geezer.
i ordered one of these i fink dat is well indie/skinz
PEACE.
hahahaha Anus, did not know the peepee hole was called a urethral orifice.
I've been watching the football and finally feel like the man i should be, ive been watching all the games in the world cup even though it is well boring, but it means i can talk to LADS about LAD stuff like Green fumbling a shot an epileptic paraplegic clitoris faced jew couldve saved what an inner flappy bit.
another thing ive been finding well funny is jack morton playing with his dog 'Brian' frizbee, football, sprint starts, i sit on my roof and stalk him, you probably dont know him he lives about 5 doors down, what a sound geezer.
i ordered one of these i fink dat is well indie/skinz
PEACE.
Wednesday, 9 June 2010
Nelson Mandela
what a waster 27 years in prizon, i wouldve shawshank redemptioned that shit, climbed through the poo pipe and ran off he got a statue for it though so fairplay i spose. Don't kno whether to be a hardcore ingurland supporter and buy myself a shirt with 'VASTABLASTA' on the back, ive never bought a football shirt in my life might support like nigeria or something just caus i can.
Nigerian 'soccer' team derkheards no one calls it soccer. Fools. I've been spending alot of time watching t.v and its come to my attention that there are a few ladies that would definately get it in the face or ear im not a FASSYHOLE so no complaints.
Spent ages on photoshop whipping that up, that theirs some girl on freaking blue peter her nungas blates got her the job if i didnt watch blue peter with my little sister i wouldve boxed the snake when she was making bracelets out of pipe cleaners, thats a skill for life. I've been doing exams all this week AND IM MAD FOR IT although its real embarressing when you get a boner at the end of the exam and they let you out and everytime you turn sideways to fit between tables i have to rub my erect penis all over the desk and its not as if you can cover it up, funny in the next exam when you look around and you think wheyyy cock slapped your desk you wanker. Nick and kathbags have been getting out of hand with the whole no t.v revise thing, lucky for me ive got Age Of Empires 2 played 6 hours yesterday this fucking player had these persian war elephants that could just fucking run through walls and shit so annoying, ended up cheating and getting like 20 shooting cars beat the fuck out the elephants and his villagers. Wanker. Town centre? down in about 3 seconds. I've also started skatting.
oh, and i had some navy med test where to start with that. First of all right walked into this place full of some fucking skinead army all hench as fuck chugging back water by the litre reading papers and what not there all like 20 and i walk clearly the weakest/skinnyest/feeblest/piece of shit there, so some indian guy calls me and this other guy into his room, i start shitting it thinking i have to get my cock out next to this guy whos clearly hung like a horse i was alright though he had to do his urine test first while i got inspected, yea 'inspected' he actually said that thought i was gonna get an ethnic raping, i end up having to do the whole thing in my underwear he goes you got any big scars, ive got some massive one one my knee from when i was a kid and ran into a pot, i was off the loop back then. i couldnt pull my trousers up to my knee so i took them off to this guys pleasure his bushy eyebrows went up and down, ethnic rape was on the cards, he does the whole feel the knockers thing funny thing is ive got the saggiest balls going funny geezer still grabbed then though then he started flicking my cock around with a piece of fucking wood 'checking for infection' yeayea i thought. go for my urine sample so i have to walk through the hospital in my underwear to the mens toilet, which was fucking packed with other 'hench skinead' army guys fully clothed pissing like horses everywhere there was no where to piss so i stood in the middle of the toilet and let rip, didnt know how fast them things fill up. YES I OVERFLOWED. all over my underwear that i had to walk back through the hospital with, the skinead army look stunned. i looked disabled. cba to type anymore. i felt violated though. I passed though.
Daily Poo.
PEACE.
Nigerian 'soccer' team derkheards no one calls it soccer. Fools. I've been spending alot of time watching t.v and its come to my attention that there are a few ladies that would definately get it in the face or ear im not a FASSYHOLE so no complaints.
Spent ages on photoshop whipping that up, that theirs some girl on freaking blue peter her nungas blates got her the job if i didnt watch blue peter with my little sister i wouldve boxed the snake when she was making bracelets out of pipe cleaners, thats a skill for life. I've been doing exams all this week AND IM MAD FOR IT although its real embarressing when you get a boner at the end of the exam and they let you out and everytime you turn sideways to fit between tables i have to rub my erect penis all over the desk and its not as if you can cover it up, funny in the next exam when you look around and you think wheyyy cock slapped your desk you wanker. Nick and kathbags have been getting out of hand with the whole no t.v revise thing, lucky for me ive got Age Of Empires 2 played 6 hours yesterday this fucking player had these persian war elephants that could just fucking run through walls and shit so annoying, ended up cheating and getting like 20 shooting cars beat the fuck out the elephants and his villagers. Wanker. Town centre? down in about 3 seconds. I've also started skatting.
oh, and i had some navy med test where to start with that. First of all right walked into this place full of some fucking skinead army all hench as fuck chugging back water by the litre reading papers and what not there all like 20 and i walk clearly the weakest/skinnyest/feeblest/piece of shit there, so some indian guy calls me and this other guy into his room, i start shitting it thinking i have to get my cock out next to this guy whos clearly hung like a horse i was alright though he had to do his urine test first while i got inspected, yea 'inspected' he actually said that thought i was gonna get an ethnic raping, i end up having to do the whole thing in my underwear he goes you got any big scars, ive got some massive one one my knee from when i was a kid and ran into a pot, i was off the loop back then. i couldnt pull my trousers up to my knee so i took them off to this guys pleasure his bushy eyebrows went up and down, ethnic rape was on the cards, he does the whole feel the knockers thing funny thing is ive got the saggiest balls going funny geezer still grabbed then though then he started flicking my cock around with a piece of fucking wood 'checking for infection' yeayea i thought. go for my urine sample so i have to walk through the hospital in my underwear to the mens toilet, which was fucking packed with other 'hench skinead' army guys fully clothed pissing like horses everywhere there was no where to piss so i stood in the middle of the toilet and let rip, didnt know how fast them things fill up. YES I OVERFLOWED. all over my underwear that i had to walk back through the hospital with, the skinead army look stunned. i looked disabled. cba to type anymore. i felt violated though. I passed though.
Daily Poo.
tbf havent blogged in yonks kids and so i've built up some hefty back log of poo data. I've been eating alot of muesli so there kinda nuttay. cba for rating them, though the muesli definately had an effect on the size and weight, ive lost alot of good poos to the u bend this week, you know about the jumbo skids.
PEACE.
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