Nigerian 'soccer' team derkheards no one calls it soccer. Fools. I've been spending alot of time watching t.v and its come to my attention that there are a few ladies that would definately get it in the face or ear im not a FASSYHOLE so no complaints.
Spent ages on photoshop whipping that up, that theirs some girl on freaking blue peter her nungas blates got her the job if i didnt watch blue peter with my little sister i wouldve boxed the snake when she was making bracelets out of pipe cleaners, thats a skill for life. I've been doing exams all this week AND IM MAD FOR IT although its real embarressing when you get a boner at the end of the exam and they let you out and everytime you turn sideways to fit between tables i have to rub my erect penis all over the desk and its not as if you can cover it up, funny in the next exam when you look around and you think wheyyy cock slapped your desk you wanker. Nick and kathbags have been getting out of hand with the whole no t.v revise thing, lucky for me ive got Age Of Empires 2 played 6 hours yesterday this fucking player had these persian war elephants that could just fucking run through walls and shit so annoying, ended up cheating and getting like 20 shooting cars beat the fuck out the elephants and his villagers. Wanker. Town centre? down in about 3 seconds. I've also started skatting.
oh, and i had some navy med test where to start with that. First of all right walked into this place full of some fucking skinead army all hench as fuck chugging back water by the litre reading papers and what not there all like 20 and i walk clearly the weakest/skinnyest/feeblest/piece of shit there, so some indian guy calls me and this other guy into his room, i start shitting it thinking i have to get my cock out next to this guy whos clearly hung like a horse i was alright though he had to do his urine test first while i got inspected, yea 'inspected' he actually said that thought i was gonna get an ethnic raping, i end up having to do the whole thing in my underwear he goes you got any big scars, ive got some massive one one my knee from when i was a kid and ran into a pot, i was off the loop back then. i couldnt pull my trousers up to my knee so i took them off to this guys pleasure his bushy eyebrows went up and down, ethnic rape was on the cards, he does the whole feel the knockers thing funny thing is ive got the saggiest balls going funny geezer still grabbed then though then he started flicking my cock around with a piece of fucking wood 'checking for infection' yeayea i thought. go for my urine sample so i have to walk through the hospital in my underwear to the mens toilet, which was fucking packed with other 'hench skinead' army guys fully clothed pissing like horses everywhere there was no where to piss so i stood in the middle of the toilet and let rip, didnt know how fast them things fill up. YES I OVERFLOWED. all over my underwear that i had to walk back through the hospital with, the skinead army look stunned. i looked disabled. cba to type anymore. i felt violated though. I passed though.
Daily Poo.
tbf havent blogged in yonks kids and so i've built up some hefty back log of poo data. I've been eating alot of muesli so there kinda nuttay. cba for rating them, though the muesli definately had an effect on the size and weight, ive lost alot of good poos to the u bend this week, you know about the jumbo skids.
PEACE.
With all the scat you fire down the pipe how would Mandela have ever escaped down "the poo pipe"? He would have been well camoflaged though and so the guards would never have found him but having been to Robben Island I think it's slightly more preferable to living in a sewer.
ReplyDeletewell pete 2911 i dont know the inside and out of the poo pipes down on robben islands gimme some lube and a change of colours i could do it
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