Jack Reilly saved in ma phone as 'Topman Twat' what a chav, i mean seriously wog jogs the lot even got a Staffy called Frank he makes tupac look white. I once saw him fight his own mum, grappled her to the floor choke locked she passed out, he duck taped her so she couldnt move just because she called him an indie queen. Hes so fucking crazy he thought itd be a good idea to have a shesh at his nanas. Where to start with this. Right. So. We rescued
Alex the Milfhunter from his house, someone called a hit on him and he ended up getting hit by a van, Milfhunter got a cage on his leg like a transformer crow but he wrote the van off so he won really, so we rolled crowformer out his house and down to jacks nanas.

Milfhunter breaking free.....

ME and Milfhunter playing fifa

i dont know what was going on here

So after we raided the sweety cupboard, we got fokked christmas mead was particularly tasty. Charlie quinn was busy living up to her chain smoking ways ahaha Edd and Beth came down. Beth used to hate me caus i nutted a cake she made for some latvian whores birthday. Edd was kind enough to help me polish off some dog biscuits that fell on the floor, found out i could get 23 in my mouth, Milfhunters foot went pruple so we stored him inside. Mitch and Evan had a wheely off, i just fell off alot. We burnt jacks books nazis style. Moved inside, me and mitch made a pack to either get really fucked or sleep, so its 5 in the morning mitch has been wheeling for 29 minutes christmas meads all gone and we decide to make a sweet really fluffy by rolling over it with the wheelchair and feed it to ean while he's asleep, ended up just rubbing it on his lips.

Chav jack after a hard shot of heroin

Mitch jus... i dont actually know.

Me having nothing to do but mostly being really weird, started surprizing rob after his parents go to work by throwing mud at his till he lets me in, where i cook him breakfast summer times ey this time rob thought he could handle it shouldve seen the piece of shit he fed me that he called an egg.

Lengendary Jizzzzzzz pillow, Rob used to just wank all over this the lazy cunt. for about 2 years it was covered in stain, then randomly last week it got cleaned ahahahaha sue touched robs manfoam too much parent bonding there.

Got a Bouncy Castle, she my little sisters effa ass just before she nutted the floor on the other side ahaha

Waht a tramp, pickin up dog poo

After me and ross had bumsex

Well yea thats me, candle in bum n'all. Started getting randomly naked and surprizing people, never even met steph before so i thought id surprize her when she walked out the room, candle was just the icing on the cke.

Sick munch, Fried the fok out of it.
Daily POO
Well i did have a photo here about 2 minutes ago, what the fuck. dinners cooked and i cba to upload it again, it was only some little streaky poo.
Well all in all pretty sick summer. not gonna lie.
PEACE x